1 00:00:03,003 --> 00:00:04,505 Are you tired 2 00:00:04,588 --> 00:00:06,089 of being taxed for jerking off? 3 00:00:06,173 --> 00:00:08,258 Visit Hot Not-AI Jerk Off Cams 4 00:00:08,342 --> 00:00:10,969 and find your perfect tax-exempt pleasure mate. 5 00:00:11,053 --> 00:00:13,805 Oh. I can't afford not to. 6 00:00:13,889 --> 00:00:16,183 Ah! Need eyes inside the vault, now! 7 00:00:17,851 --> 00:00:20,979 Door one -- Open. 8 00:00:21,063 --> 00:00:23,148 Door two -- Open. 9 00:00:25,567 --> 00:00:27,444 Door three -- We got there. 10 00:00:27,528 --> 00:00:30,239 The gold. All of the gold is gone! 11 00:00:30,322 --> 00:00:32,115 Fort Knox has been robbed! 12 00:00:32,198 --> 00:00:33,784 Holy shit. 13 00:00:33,867 --> 00:00:36,495 All units. Paranormal perp outside the gates. 14 00:00:36,578 --> 00:00:38,413 Intercept with extreme caution! 15 00:00:39,456 --> 00:00:41,667 Agent Harrison, FBI. 16 00:00:41,750 --> 00:00:43,252 And you're sure about this? 17 00:00:43,335 --> 00:00:44,795 Of course. I'm on it. 18 00:00:44,878 --> 00:00:47,256 What is it, Harrison? Not what, who. 19 00:00:47,339 --> 00:00:49,049 Pull every file we have on leprechauns. 20 00:00:50,384 --> 00:00:52,719 President Curtis. Damn. No shit. 21 00:00:52,803 --> 00:00:54,638 Yeah, yeah. I'm on it. 22 00:00:54,721 --> 00:00:55,889 Was that the Boring Police calling 23 00:00:55,973 --> 00:00:57,641 because O'Doyle was taking forever to move? 24 00:00:57,724 --> 00:00:59,685 I was just about to attack with my slug. 25 00:00:59,768 --> 00:01:01,311 Your slug doesn't have the range, bro. 26 00:01:01,395 --> 00:01:03,522 Will you nerds shut up? All the gold was robbed 27 00:01:03,605 --> 00:01:05,607 from Fort Knox, and they caught one suspect. 28 00:01:05,691 --> 00:01:07,359 A female leprechaun. 29 00:01:07,442 --> 00:01:09,361 Orfhlaith O'Doyle. 30 00:01:09,444 --> 00:01:11,655 Oh, shit, she might be related to you! 31 00:01:11,738 --> 00:01:13,448 Oh, shit, she is. 32 00:01:13,532 --> 00:01:14,783 Oh, shit, is that your mother? 33 00:01:14,866 --> 00:01:15,909 Oh, come on! Obviously! 34 00:01:15,993 --> 00:01:17,035 Oh, shit. 35 00:01:43,145 --> 00:01:46,148 No alarm was triggered. The gold just vanished. 36 00:01:46,231 --> 00:01:48,567 Your mother was caught outside the gates here. 37 00:01:48,650 --> 00:01:50,985 No gold on her, either. It's almost like she -- 38 00:01:51,069 --> 00:01:52,487 Wanted to get caught? Obviously. 39 00:01:52,571 --> 00:01:53,864 But why would she want to get caught? 40 00:01:53,947 --> 00:01:55,616 Who gives a shit? If the world finds out 41 00:01:55,699 --> 00:01:56,950 America's gold is gone, 42 00:01:57,033 --> 00:01:59,036 it will trigger a global financial meltdown. 43 00:01:59,119 --> 00:02:00,412 We need it back. Now. 44 00:02:00,495 --> 00:02:02,039 Shoot her into the sun. What's that? 45 00:02:02,122 --> 00:02:04,333 Shoot her into the sun. 46 00:02:04,416 --> 00:02:06,001 You cannot trust a leprechaun, ever. 47 00:02:06,084 --> 00:02:07,127 But you're half leprechaun. 48 00:02:07,210 --> 00:02:08,419 I'm sorry, who are you? 49 00:02:08,502 --> 00:02:10,172 The bureau's top leprechaun experts. 50 00:02:10,255 --> 00:02:12,382 We kinda have a "will-they, won't-they" thing going on. 51 00:02:12,466 --> 00:02:15,135 I got 50 bucks that says we will, and fast. 52 00:02:15,218 --> 00:02:18,138 Oh, my god, Bilkin, shut up. 53 00:02:18,221 --> 00:02:19,848 As for your mother, without evidence, 54 00:02:19,931 --> 00:02:21,933 all we can do is hold her for questioning. 55 00:02:22,017 --> 00:02:24,061 She'll never talk. But here's the thing -- 56 00:02:24,144 --> 00:02:26,563 Your mother said she'd confess. Only to you. 57 00:02:26,647 --> 00:02:28,065 Perfect reason not to involve me. 58 00:02:28,148 --> 00:02:29,775 That will be part of her plan. 59 00:02:29,858 --> 00:02:31,610 I'm sorry, how the hell can one leprechaun 60 00:02:31,693 --> 00:02:33,570 move 4,000 metric tons of gold? 61 00:02:33,654 --> 00:02:35,364 Teleportation. We believe leprechauns 62 00:02:35,447 --> 00:02:37,908 can trick matter into moving locations. 63 00:02:37,991 --> 00:02:40,369 Ugh. Please. Lepro-portation is a parlor trick. 64 00:02:40,452 --> 00:02:41,787 The most a leprechaun could ever move 65 00:02:41,870 --> 00:02:44,748 is a condom out of a wallet. 66 00:02:44,831 --> 00:02:47,542 I didn't rob you, dicks. I don't lie, and I don't trick. 67 00:02:47,626 --> 00:02:49,543 Then why are you refusing to cooperate? 68 00:02:49,628 --> 00:02:51,546 This is what I am talking about! 69 00:02:51,630 --> 00:02:53,131 She's tangling us in her web. 70 00:02:53,215 --> 00:02:55,091 Christ, O'Doyle, your mom isn't Lex Luthor. 71 00:02:55,175 --> 00:02:56,802 Yes, she is. 72 00:02:56,885 --> 00:02:59,179 Come on, man. You can't let your mom get to you like this. 73 00:02:59,262 --> 00:03:01,932 You need to put that shit in a box and do the job. 74 00:03:02,015 --> 00:03:04,643 I mean, it is true, O'Doyle. America needs its gold back. 75 00:03:04,726 --> 00:03:06,687 You'll do it, right? You'll suck it up and do it? 76 00:03:08,772 --> 00:03:11,358 That's my boy! See? Number one guy! 77 00:03:11,441 --> 00:03:13,402 Watch. His mother's gonna be squealing. 78 00:03:13,485 --> 00:03:15,362 I'm telling you, he's ice cold. 79 00:03:19,116 --> 00:03:20,617 Door -- Open. Hooray. 80 00:03:20,701 --> 00:03:22,244 Should be interesting. 81 00:03:22,327 --> 00:03:24,121 We've never had a female leprechaun in custody. 82 00:03:24,204 --> 00:03:25,706 I was skeptical they even existed. 83 00:03:25,789 --> 00:03:27,082 I mean, they're never seen. 84 00:03:27,165 --> 00:03:28,709 Well, I've never seen you cook, 85 00:03:28,792 --> 00:03:30,711 but that doesn't mean you can't make me dinner. 86 00:03:30,794 --> 00:03:33,422 Ooh, Harrison. 87 00:03:33,505 --> 00:03:35,048 Alright. Everyone, arms out. 88 00:03:35,132 --> 00:03:37,008 You will be sprayed with an anti-aura mist. 89 00:03:37,091 --> 00:03:38,802 Us, too? We're not talking to her. 90 00:03:38,885 --> 00:03:41,263 She can read auras through all possible barriers. 91 00:03:41,346 --> 00:03:42,555 Both guards who transported her 92 00:03:42,639 --> 00:03:44,349 ended up in the psychiatric ward. 93 00:03:44,433 --> 00:03:46,518 You think a mist can stop her? 94 00:03:46,601 --> 00:03:48,186 She is a miserable spider-witch. 95 00:03:48,270 --> 00:03:50,272 O'Doyle. You can't let her see you get mad. 96 00:03:50,355 --> 00:03:51,606 Just get that confession. 97 00:03:51,690 --> 00:03:53,150 Open the door. 98 00:03:53,233 --> 00:03:54,317 That's m'job. 99 00:03:57,279 --> 00:03:59,197 Oh-ho-ho! 100 00:03:59,281 --> 00:04:01,575 Francis, me boy. 101 00:04:01,658 --> 00:04:03,785 Tell me, if ye died right now, 102 00:04:03,869 --> 00:04:06,913 and the Lord himself stood before you and said, 103 00:04:06,997 --> 00:04:08,790 "Ye may enter the kingdom of heaven 104 00:04:08,874 --> 00:04:10,459 so long as ye tell me true -- 105 00:04:10,542 --> 00:04:12,753 what are ye, man or leprechaun?" 106 00:04:12,836 --> 00:04:14,421 what would ye say? 107 00:04:14,504 --> 00:04:16,130 Okay, where's the gold, mother? 108 00:04:16,214 --> 00:04:17,507 Which gold? 109 00:04:17,591 --> 00:04:19,050 You know which gold. Where did you put it? 110 00:04:19,134 --> 00:04:21,219 Are you really so ashamed of your heritage, Francis? 111 00:04:21,303 --> 00:04:24,306 Go on. Ask me the right way. I'll answer. 112 00:04:27,225 --> 00:04:29,728 Where's...me gold? 113 00:04:31,480 --> 00:04:33,482 Can we be done torturing me because I'm half-human? 114 00:04:33,565 --> 00:04:35,233 Wasn't my entire childhood enough? 115 00:04:35,317 --> 00:04:39,070 Oh, Francis, I treated ye the same as any leprechaun child. 116 00:04:39,154 --> 00:04:40,697 You just think I treated you different 117 00:04:40,781 --> 00:04:42,073 because you are different. 118 00:04:42,157 --> 00:04:43,492 So many feelings! 119 00:04:43,575 --> 00:04:45,327 Where is it, mother? 120 00:04:45,409 --> 00:04:47,829 Oh, come on, now. They might not know about the gold, 121 00:04:47,913 --> 00:04:50,457 but we do. Ay, boy? Our little secret. 122 00:04:50,540 --> 00:04:51,875 Stop blinking. 123 00:04:51,957 --> 00:04:53,543 Whatever you're doing is not gonna work. 124 00:04:53,627 --> 00:04:54,836 But it already has. 125 00:04:54,920 --> 00:04:56,630 Okay. No contact resuming now. 126 00:04:56,713 --> 00:04:58,548 It was great working with ye, me boy! 127 00:05:00,634 --> 00:05:03,178 What was that winking? Was she trying to be sexy? 128 00:05:03,261 --> 00:05:05,180 You read that as sexy? She was blinking 129 00:05:05,263 --> 00:05:08,141 in Gaelic Morse code. It translates to "CAHILL." 130 00:05:08,225 --> 00:05:09,476 Her rival clan. 131 00:05:09,559 --> 00:05:11,353 Why did your mother say you worked with her? 132 00:05:11,436 --> 00:05:13,313 Because she's a lying mind worm! 133 00:05:13,396 --> 00:05:15,398 None of you have any idea what you're dealing with here. 134 00:05:15,482 --> 00:05:16,983 Oh, you're right about that. 135 00:05:17,067 --> 00:05:19,110 Agent O'Doyle, you are now a person of interest. 136 00:05:19,194 --> 00:05:20,737 We need to hold you for questioning. 137 00:05:20,821 --> 00:05:22,072 What? Are you kidding me? 138 00:05:22,155 --> 00:05:24,324 Because she said I worked with her? 139 00:05:24,407 --> 00:05:25,784 Sir, come on. 140 00:05:25,867 --> 00:05:27,786 You can't honestly side with my mother here. 141 00:05:27,869 --> 00:05:29,329 She's such a mean asshole! 142 00:05:29,412 --> 00:05:30,997 O'Doyle, just cooperate 143 00:05:31,081 --> 00:05:33,041 so we can bust your mom and find this gold! 144 00:05:33,124 --> 00:05:34,918 Cooperating got me into this! 145 00:05:35,001 --> 00:05:37,128 Yeah, it's true, sir. He did tell us this would happen. 146 00:05:37,212 --> 00:05:39,256 Okay, do we need to cuff you, or will you come willingly? 147 00:05:39,339 --> 00:05:41,466 Can I at least take a shit first? 148 00:05:41,550 --> 00:05:43,510 All this stress has my bowels in a knot. 149 00:05:43,593 --> 00:05:46,680 I get it. I'm a nervous shitter, too. Pumpkin works for me. 150 00:05:46,763 --> 00:05:48,765 Guard, please accompany him to the bathroom. 151 00:05:48,849 --> 00:05:50,058 This is humiliating. 152 00:05:50,141 --> 00:05:51,726 Cheese cuts both ways, pal. 153 00:05:51,810 --> 00:05:53,186 Man. Unbelievable. 154 00:05:53,270 --> 00:05:54,896 You don't think he's actually involved, do you? 155 00:05:54,980 --> 00:05:57,274 How would I know? He's whining like a little diaper boy 156 00:05:57,357 --> 00:05:59,025 while half a trillion is on the line. 157 00:05:59,109 --> 00:06:00,861 We need focus, not emotion. 158 00:06:00,944 --> 00:06:03,822 Until we find this gold, you're my number one guy, Banks. 159 00:06:03,905 --> 00:06:06,908 Or, number one girl. Um, no, that sounds bad. 160 00:06:06,992 --> 00:06:09,953 You're my number one guy, regardless of boobs or dicks. 161 00:06:10,036 --> 00:06:11,830 Whatever. You get the idea. 162 00:06:11,913 --> 00:06:13,748 I do. What is taking so long? 163 00:06:13,832 --> 00:06:15,250 Did he fall in? 164 00:06:15,333 --> 00:06:18,378 What the -- Stupid thing sucks. 165 00:06:18,461 --> 00:06:19,713 No! Oh, goddammit! 166 00:06:19,796 --> 00:06:21,965 He told us he had to shit. 167 00:06:22,048 --> 00:06:24,217 Sir, I thought you said he didn't lie. 168 00:06:24,301 --> 00:06:26,011 Oh, he didn't lie. Check the toilet. 169 00:06:26,094 --> 00:06:28,263 Damn, he's good. I'm jealous. Look at that. 170 00:06:28,346 --> 00:06:30,640 All units! We have a runner. I want everyone on this! 171 00:06:30,724 --> 00:06:33,310 Go, go, go! Follow me! 172 00:07:18,063 --> 00:07:20,023 Mm. 173 00:07:20,106 --> 00:07:22,108 What the -- 174 00:07:22,192 --> 00:07:24,277 Sonnovabitch. 175 00:07:24,361 --> 00:07:26,237 No, no, no, no, don't shoot! I'm by myself! 176 00:07:26,321 --> 00:07:28,990 How the fuck did you find me? Bro, robot brain. 177 00:07:29,074 --> 00:07:31,242 I calculated all possible trajectories from the river. 178 00:07:31,326 --> 00:07:33,036 That led me here, and I just paid the lady up front 179 00:07:33,119 --> 00:07:35,455 10 bucks to point out your spot. Goddammit, Judy. 180 00:07:35,538 --> 00:07:37,415 So, you're here to turn me in? What? No. 181 00:07:37,499 --> 00:07:39,918 You went into my mind and helped me, so I'm here to help you. 182 00:07:40,001 --> 00:07:41,419 Go home, Banks. I will. 183 00:07:41,503 --> 00:07:43,588 Once we get evidence and clear your name. 184 00:07:43,672 --> 00:07:46,257 Now, where can we find the Cahill Clan? 185 00:07:46,341 --> 00:07:47,717 I can't go where my mother wants. 186 00:07:47,801 --> 00:07:49,511 Uh, you don't think this is what she wants? 187 00:07:49,594 --> 00:07:51,304 You locked in a cage? 188 00:07:51,388 --> 00:07:54,557 Taking handle pulls of ersatz whiskey like a teenage frat boy? 189 00:07:54,641 --> 00:07:56,893 If you don't do something, she's already won. 190 00:07:56,977 --> 00:07:59,688 I mean...the only way to get info from a leprechaun 191 00:07:59,771 --> 00:08:01,606 is trickery. And I don't lie. 192 00:08:01,690 --> 00:08:04,776 Well, you won't have to. We could Rainbow Connect. 193 00:08:04,859 --> 00:08:06,653 What? A leprechaun mind-meld? 194 00:08:06,736 --> 00:08:08,321 I can artificially compartmentalize. 195 00:08:08,405 --> 00:08:10,448 The part of you that hates lying could be in me. 196 00:08:10,532 --> 00:08:12,993 You don't want to hold the part of a leprechaun that lies. 197 00:08:13,076 --> 00:08:15,495 Trust me. Buddy, I do trust you. 198 00:08:15,578 --> 00:08:16,913 But you're not going to prove you're innocent 199 00:08:16,997 --> 00:08:18,456 from your prepper den. 200 00:08:18,540 --> 00:08:21,209 Uhp, hold on. 201 00:08:21,292 --> 00:08:22,877 Wow. You went straight to baking cookies? 202 00:08:22,961 --> 00:08:24,713 And you went straight to not getting one. 203 00:08:24,796 --> 00:08:25,922 Wait, no, sorry, I want one. 204 00:08:27,465 --> 00:08:29,259 Donny and Declan Cahill. 205 00:08:29,342 --> 00:08:31,970 I, uh -- I guess dress for the job you want, huh? 206 00:08:32,053 --> 00:08:33,679 All leprechauns wear green, Banks. 207 00:08:33,763 --> 00:08:35,765 It's the shade of green that matters. 208 00:08:35,849 --> 00:08:36,890 That's their clan color. 209 00:08:36,975 --> 00:08:38,226 Puke? Summer Artichoke. 210 00:08:38,308 --> 00:08:39,894 God, this is gonna suck. 211 00:08:39,977 --> 00:08:42,563 The Cahills hate me almost as much as they hate my mother. 212 00:08:42,647 --> 00:08:44,983 Well, if you all hate her, why not work together 213 00:08:45,066 --> 00:08:47,277 to take her down? Leprechaun clans don't mix. 214 00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:50,155 Each one operates under the thumb of a powerful matriarch. 215 00:08:50,238 --> 00:08:52,699 In this case, Mary Marjorie Cahill. 216 00:08:52,782 --> 00:08:53,825 What are you grinding over there? 217 00:08:53,908 --> 00:08:55,160 Synchronic prisms. 218 00:08:55,243 --> 00:08:56,953 Normally we'd both swallow one to connect. 219 00:08:57,037 --> 00:08:58,830 But swallowing this would shred your colon, 220 00:08:58,913 --> 00:09:00,623 so I made yours powder. 221 00:09:00,707 --> 00:09:02,250 What the fuck! 222 00:09:02,333 --> 00:09:03,835 Well, I had to get it in there deep. 223 00:09:03,918 --> 00:09:06,379 Into your chakra. 224 00:09:06,463 --> 00:09:09,591 You're gonna see what I see, feel what I feel. 225 00:09:09,674 --> 00:09:13,011 Repeat after me. 226 00:09:13,094 --> 00:09:16,056 Hok. Lok. Ba-gok. 227 00:09:16,139 --> 00:09:18,349 Hok. Lok. Ba-gok. 228 00:09:19,851 --> 00:09:22,812 Whoa! Ho. Mama. Yeah, I'm feeling it. 229 00:09:22,896 --> 00:09:24,481 I'm feeling what you're feeling. Lie to me. 230 00:09:24,564 --> 00:09:26,066 What? Use my mind, 231 00:09:26,149 --> 00:09:28,193 let me compartmentalize that shame, fear, whatever. 232 00:09:28,276 --> 00:09:29,527 We need to make sure it works. 233 00:09:29,611 --> 00:09:31,196 I'm so glad you made me do this. 234 00:09:31,279 --> 00:09:33,490 Haaaha! Holy fuck. 235 00:09:33,573 --> 00:09:35,658 It's like a lightning bolt of sugar up my dick. 236 00:09:35,742 --> 00:09:37,118 I can taste infinity. 237 00:09:37,202 --> 00:09:38,620 It's working. I thought you hated lying. 238 00:09:38,703 --> 00:09:40,205 Yeah. Because it feels incredible. 239 00:09:40,288 --> 00:09:41,498 It's biologically addicting. 240 00:09:41,581 --> 00:09:43,374 The more we lie, the more we want to lie. 241 00:09:43,458 --> 00:09:44,959 Alright, I'm -- Going in. I know. 242 00:09:45,043 --> 00:09:46,377 We're melded. 243 00:09:46,461 --> 00:09:48,379 You're annoyed. You're even more annoyed 244 00:09:48,463 --> 00:09:50,173 that I know you're annoyed. 245 00:09:50,256 --> 00:09:51,591 I'm going in! You're going in! 246 00:09:56,471 --> 00:09:57,680 Is that...? 247 00:09:57,764 --> 00:09:59,224 Your brownest beer. Warm. 248 00:09:59,307 --> 00:10:01,309 Only beer we have, only way we have it. 249 00:10:01,392 --> 00:10:04,854 Well, if it ain't No-Lies O'Doyle! 250 00:10:04,938 --> 00:10:06,189 Heard ye were working for the feds. 251 00:10:06,272 --> 00:10:07,607 You wearing a wire, Doyley? 252 00:10:07,690 --> 00:10:09,067 No, I'm not wearing a wire. 253 00:10:09,150 --> 00:10:11,444 And the feds can go fuck themselves. 254 00:10:11,528 --> 00:10:13,279 Oy, are ya Rainbow Connected? 255 00:10:13,363 --> 00:10:14,781 - No. - Whoo! 256 00:10:14,864 --> 00:10:17,617 Hot sugar, gasoline! Hit me with the lies! 257 00:10:17,700 --> 00:10:19,327 Ripping and tearing! 258 00:10:19,410 --> 00:10:22,372 Well, if ya ain't here to spy on us, why are ya here? 259 00:10:22,455 --> 00:10:24,124 For a warm beer. 260 00:10:24,207 --> 00:10:26,334 And to take down my mother. 261 00:10:26,417 --> 00:10:27,961 She stole a lot of gold. 262 00:10:28,044 --> 00:10:30,713 Tell me what you know, I'll split what I find with you. 263 00:10:30,797 --> 00:10:33,925 Oy! Fellas! Babby O'Doyle's got a proposition for us! 264 00:10:34,008 --> 00:10:35,635 Let's give him a warm welcome. 265 00:10:35,718 --> 00:10:38,471 Hey, Doyley, remember how yeh refused to tell a lie, 266 00:10:38,555 --> 00:10:40,849 even after yer mammy glued a dog mask to your head 267 00:10:40,932 --> 00:10:42,809 and made you herd sheep for a week? 268 00:10:42,892 --> 00:10:45,186 How 'bout when Doyley got caught dancin' in the moors? 269 00:10:45,270 --> 00:10:47,647 Then Orfhlaith made him jig till his toes went bloody? 270 00:10:47,730 --> 00:10:51,526 If you call that dancin'! Worst jig I ever seen! 271 00:10:51,609 --> 00:10:53,736 Ho-kay, this is different. This is fire. 272 00:10:53,820 --> 00:10:56,573 Deep knives. Oh, my god, I am jacked up! 273 00:10:56,656 --> 00:10:58,533 Memories flooding back, eh, Doyley? 274 00:10:58,616 --> 00:11:00,827 Can you believe he actually came here?! 275 00:11:00,910 --> 00:11:02,787 Just like she said he would! 276 00:11:02,871 --> 00:11:04,122 Wait, my mother? 277 00:11:04,205 --> 00:11:07,208 Raah!! I'm not okay!! 278 00:11:07,292 --> 00:11:08,501 Sweet Jesus! Get out! 279 00:11:08,585 --> 00:11:09,627 Banks! The hell are you doing?? 280 00:11:09,711 --> 00:11:11,421 You didn't tell me about the rage! 281 00:11:11,504 --> 00:11:12,797 Everyone has rage! 282 00:11:12,881 --> 00:11:14,716 This is different! There's layer after layer. 283 00:11:14,799 --> 00:11:16,217 You're like a lasagna of pain! 284 00:11:16,301 --> 00:11:18,761 Did someone say lasagna? 285 00:11:18,845 --> 00:11:20,388 Who is this giant-ass Garfield?! 286 00:11:20,471 --> 00:11:22,807 A meglochaun. They're bred by the clan to be huge 287 00:11:22,891 --> 00:11:25,768 for fighting. It's a trick they played on their own DNA. 288 00:11:25,852 --> 00:11:28,062 Ow! Shit! I can feel the punches! 289 00:11:28,146 --> 00:11:29,814 You were Rainbow Connected? 290 00:11:29,898 --> 00:11:31,524 No-Lies, you told a lie?! 291 00:11:31,608 --> 00:11:34,527 I'm not a bad dancer! 292 00:11:34,611 --> 00:11:36,237 Raah!! 293 00:11:38,114 --> 00:11:40,783 Declan. You're gonna tell me everything you know about the -- 294 00:11:40,867 --> 00:11:43,786 Oh, sweet Jesus. Is that your mother? 295 00:11:43,870 --> 00:11:46,331 No, no, no, no. The body came with the place. 296 00:11:48,249 --> 00:11:50,251 Oh, come on, Factua Root? 297 00:11:50,335 --> 00:11:52,420 No, no, no. Please. I hate telling the truth! 298 00:11:52,503 --> 00:11:55,381 Chew it. I don't want to! 299 00:11:55,465 --> 00:11:57,342 There we go. Nummy tummy. 300 00:11:57,425 --> 00:12:01,638 Now. If your queen's dead, how is this clan still operating? 301 00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:04,933 Your mother! Christ, Doyley! Your mother's our queen! 302 00:12:05,016 --> 00:12:06,559 What?! Our mom, Marjorie, 303 00:12:06,643 --> 00:12:08,144 she was getting weak. 304 00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:10,438 Orfhlaith made us an offer. Protection. Power. 305 00:12:10,521 --> 00:12:12,523 You let her kill your own mother? 306 00:12:12,607 --> 00:12:14,776 Oh, not just us. All the rivals. 307 00:12:14,859 --> 00:12:17,111 She's uniting the clans, sonny. 308 00:12:17,195 --> 00:12:19,322 Ya see, you get enough leps working together, 309 00:12:19,405 --> 00:12:21,199 you can unlock powers. 310 00:12:21,282 --> 00:12:24,077 How else do ya think we moved all that Fort Knox gold? 311 00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:26,412 A Shaleelay? You actually did it? 312 00:12:26,496 --> 00:12:28,206 I thought it was a myth, too, lad. 313 00:12:28,289 --> 00:12:30,208 But she wanted to show you it's real. 314 00:12:30,291 --> 00:12:31,542 Welcome you back home. 315 00:12:31,626 --> 00:12:33,836 You didn't. Oh, ho, ho, but we did! 316 00:12:33,920 --> 00:12:34,963 Ow! 317 00:12:35,046 --> 00:12:36,756 Banks, we need to go, now! 318 00:12:36,839 --> 00:12:39,133 Can I finish choking it out? 319 00:12:39,217 --> 00:12:40,635 Okay, but make it quick. 320 00:12:44,472 --> 00:12:45,765 Why aren't you opening it? 321 00:12:45,848 --> 00:12:47,141 What are you, the door police? 322 00:12:47,225 --> 00:12:48,893 I'm trying. It's hitting something. 323 00:12:48,977 --> 00:12:49,978 So maybe stop pushing it. 324 00:12:50,061 --> 00:12:52,814 Don't tell me what to do! 325 00:12:52,897 --> 00:12:54,232 Goddammit. Goddammit. 326 00:12:54,315 --> 00:12:55,650 Move, come on, move. 327 00:12:55,733 --> 00:12:59,320 Oh, my god, I knew it! This is classic my mother! 328 00:12:59,404 --> 00:13:00,947 We should remove the Rainbow Connection. 329 00:13:01,030 --> 00:13:02,532 Yeah. Get out of my head. 330 00:13:05,451 --> 00:13:07,578 God, your mom sucks. 331 00:13:07,662 --> 00:13:09,372 Yeah. Did GunBaby see anything? 332 00:13:09,455 --> 00:13:11,749 No, he's in his charging pen, thank god. 333 00:13:11,833 --> 00:13:13,418 Gold would've crushed him if he was out here. 334 00:13:13,501 --> 00:13:15,378 O'Doyle? Banks? 335 00:13:15,461 --> 00:13:16,504 Shit. Are you serious? 336 00:13:16,587 --> 00:13:18,089 I know you're in there. 337 00:13:18,172 --> 00:13:20,174 You stole Finch's van, and I geotracked it here. 338 00:13:20,258 --> 00:13:22,176 Dammit. Come in. 339 00:13:22,260 --> 00:13:23,928 Stupid thing sucks. 340 00:13:24,012 --> 00:13:25,305 Push harder. Use your shoulder. 341 00:13:25,388 --> 00:13:27,223 Don't tell me what to do. 342 00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:30,435 Wha-- Guys! What the fuck?! What is going on here?! 343 00:13:30,518 --> 00:13:32,353 His mother united rival clans under her thrall 344 00:13:32,437 --> 00:13:34,397 for the first time in centuries, and they combined powers 345 00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:35,898 to do an ancient Shaleelay ritual 346 00:13:35,982 --> 00:13:37,400 to teleport it into his townhouse. 347 00:13:37,483 --> 00:13:39,319 Goddammit! That's insane! 348 00:13:39,402 --> 00:13:42,613 Banks, I expect this from him, but not from you. 349 00:13:42,697 --> 00:13:44,657 Oh, screw you, sir. I don't want your favoritism 350 00:13:44,741 --> 00:13:46,326 if it means throwing O'Doyle under the bus. 351 00:13:46,409 --> 00:13:48,244 You know what? I'm just gonna turn myself in. 352 00:13:48,328 --> 00:13:49,579 Be done with all of this. 353 00:13:49,662 --> 00:13:51,372 No! You can't turn yourself in. 354 00:13:51,456 --> 00:13:54,042 You ran from the FBI. They'll never believe you were innocent! 355 00:13:54,125 --> 00:13:56,502 Oh, now you care about my innocence?! 356 00:13:56,586 --> 00:13:58,838 I had to lie today, and I liked it! 357 00:13:58,921 --> 00:14:01,341 And I want to keep doing it! Thanks to you! 358 00:14:01,424 --> 00:14:03,134 Oh, boo-hoo, you big baby. 359 00:14:03,217 --> 00:14:04,677 You think this has been a "fun day" for me? 360 00:14:04,761 --> 00:14:06,721 You're the big baby! You better be lying. 361 00:14:06,804 --> 00:14:10,391 Hey! Hey, whoa. That's enough. Let's talk like adults. 362 00:14:10,475 --> 00:14:13,186 O'Doyle, how does what the President said make you feel? 363 00:14:13,269 --> 00:14:15,480 Betrayed! I told him to not involve me, 364 00:14:15,563 --> 00:14:17,065 and he sided with strangers! 365 00:14:17,148 --> 00:14:18,816 I sided with America! 366 00:14:18,900 --> 00:14:20,860 It's not my fault your mother actually is Lex Luthor. 367 00:14:20,943 --> 00:14:22,904 Sir, it's not your turn. Listen to O'Doyle 368 00:14:22,987 --> 00:14:24,072 and acknowledge what you heard. 369 00:14:24,155 --> 00:14:25,448 I heard, "Boo-hoo." 370 00:14:25,531 --> 00:14:26,949 Well, I heard, "You're a terrible friend," 371 00:14:27,033 --> 00:14:28,451 because that's what you are! 372 00:14:28,534 --> 00:14:29,952 Oh, take it back! Never! 373 00:14:30,036 --> 00:14:31,579 Executive order! Abuse of power! 374 00:14:31,662 --> 00:14:33,706 Oh, my god, are you guys serious?! 375 00:14:33,790 --> 00:14:35,083 Jesus Christ. 376 00:14:35,165 --> 00:14:37,460 Sir, say something nice about O'Doyle. 377 00:14:37,543 --> 00:14:38,669 He's a good crier. 378 00:14:38,753 --> 00:14:39,754 You better say something nice. 379 00:14:39,837 --> 00:14:41,839 I dunno... he's loyal. 380 00:14:41,923 --> 00:14:44,675 Mm-hmm. O'Doyle, say something nice about the President. 381 00:14:44,759 --> 00:14:47,345 I don't -- He usually has my back. 382 00:14:47,428 --> 00:14:50,139 So this was a time when you felt like he didn't? 383 00:14:50,223 --> 00:14:51,766 Yes. Sir? 384 00:14:51,849 --> 00:14:53,601 I'm sorry. Loud and proud. 385 00:14:53,684 --> 00:14:55,686 I'm not repeating it. Okay, good enough. 386 00:14:55,770 --> 00:14:57,188 You guys want to hug this out? 387 00:14:58,940 --> 00:15:01,818 There we go. See? All on the same team. 388 00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:05,321 Right. So -- Whatever this is, it's part of your mother's plan. 389 00:15:05,405 --> 00:15:06,697 And the only way to beat her 390 00:15:06,781 --> 00:15:08,950 is to do something insane and problematic. 391 00:15:09,033 --> 00:15:11,536 We need to reverse-rob Fort Knox. 392 00:15:11,619 --> 00:15:13,871 Reverse-rob? Sneak the gold back in. 393 00:15:13,955 --> 00:15:16,749 Sir, how the hell are we gonna reverse-rob Fort Knox? 394 00:15:16,833 --> 00:15:20,837 Well, Banks, I think we need to think a little smaller. 395 00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:23,589 Goddammit, Finch, it still looks like a huge pile of gold! 396 00:15:23,673 --> 00:15:25,967 Look, you gave me 30 minutes to build a shrinkalyzer. 397 00:15:26,050 --> 00:15:27,468 I built it. I shrunk it. 398 00:15:27,552 --> 00:15:29,262 I think this is a Finch grand slam. 399 00:15:29,345 --> 00:15:31,681 Fort Knox has three biometric checkpoints. 400 00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:33,891 How are we gonna sneak that giant-ass block past them? 401 00:15:33,975 --> 00:15:36,352 - With this. - That better not be meth, Finch. 402 00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:38,438 We assume you do it, but it's different when you see it. 403 00:15:38,521 --> 00:15:40,523 Okay, I brought GunBaby out for the Shrink Show, 404 00:15:40,606 --> 00:15:42,150 but things are clearly escalating. 405 00:15:42,233 --> 00:15:43,651 Back to your charging pen, G.B. 406 00:15:43,734 --> 00:15:45,903 Jesus Christ, it's not meth! It's hair, 407 00:15:45,987 --> 00:15:48,948 from a Fort Knox janitor whose shift starts in one hour. 408 00:15:49,031 --> 00:15:52,034 See, this hairalyzer extracts the person's DNA 409 00:15:52,118 --> 00:15:54,662 and pops out a pill that lets you become them. 410 00:15:54,745 --> 00:15:56,706 I'd like to see meth do that. 411 00:15:56,789 --> 00:15:59,000 I mean, it could work. But we'll still need to 412 00:15:59,083 --> 00:16:01,377 distract the guards long enough to get their hair samples. 413 00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:03,629 I'll lie. And trick. Hell, I'm itching to do it. 414 00:16:03,713 --> 00:16:05,214 Screw that. I'll do it. 415 00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:07,675 I'm not letting my number one guy take the fall. 416 00:16:09,719 --> 00:16:11,846 Whoo! Aah! Holy shit! 417 00:16:11,929 --> 00:16:13,431 Skin burns a little, but I'm good! 418 00:16:13,514 --> 00:16:15,433 The voice stays the same? How does that work? 419 00:16:15,516 --> 00:16:17,185 You know, I'm getting a lot of notes for someone 420 00:16:17,268 --> 00:16:20,188 who got woken up at 3:00 a.m. and is still crushing it. 421 00:16:21,939 --> 00:16:23,191 Okay. I'm inside. 422 00:16:23,274 --> 00:16:24,984 Looping security feeds now. 423 00:16:25,067 --> 00:16:26,360 And no one dropped a purse, right? 424 00:16:26,444 --> 00:16:27,695 That's how they got caught in "Speed." 425 00:16:27,778 --> 00:16:29,155 The lady dropped her purse. 426 00:16:29,238 --> 00:16:31,741 No one dropped a purse, sir. We're clear. 427 00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:34,577 You ready, O'Doyle? No, sir. 428 00:16:34,660 --> 00:16:36,704 Oh. Well, you look ready. I'm lying, sir. 429 00:16:36,787 --> 00:16:38,206 I'm lying to you right now. 430 00:16:38,289 --> 00:16:39,624 Oh, I don't like this. 431 00:16:39,707 --> 00:16:41,334 Okay, first guard is around the corner. 432 00:16:41,417 --> 00:16:43,169 His name is Larry, he's a foot guy, 433 00:16:43,252 --> 00:16:45,338 and he's having an affair with a co-worker named Shelly. 434 00:16:45,421 --> 00:16:47,381 I guess as the only female, we could use my foot? 435 00:16:47,465 --> 00:16:48,966 But I'd have to -- Oh, goddammit. 436 00:16:49,050 --> 00:16:50,968 Oh, Larry... 437 00:16:51,052 --> 00:16:53,387 Shelly? I-I thought you had tonight off. 438 00:16:53,471 --> 00:16:56,057 Oh, I've got tonight off, alright. 439 00:16:56,140 --> 00:16:57,934 And so do my socks. 440 00:16:58,017 --> 00:16:59,852 Hey, it ain't cheatin' if it's just feetin'. 441 00:17:01,604 --> 00:17:04,523 Now should I pretend to be him and seduce Shelly? 442 00:17:04,607 --> 00:17:06,943 Hell no. 443 00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:10,279 Alright, access code is 8-0-0-8-1-3-5. 444 00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:11,656 You could have just said BOOBIES. 445 00:17:11,739 --> 00:17:13,241 I'm a grown-ass man. Sure you are. 446 00:17:13,324 --> 00:17:14,784 Door one -- Open. 447 00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:16,661 Guard frequent social media posts, 448 00:17:16,743 --> 00:17:18,287 appears to really hate clowns. 449 00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:21,874 Then he's gonna love Mr. Bubbles. 450 00:17:21,958 --> 00:17:24,292 ♪ La, la, la, la, la, la... ♪ 451 00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:25,711 What the fuck? 452 00:17:25,795 --> 00:17:28,297 I-I told my therapist this would happen! She said, 453 00:17:28,381 --> 00:17:30,174 "What's the worst thing that could happen at work?" 454 00:17:30,258 --> 00:17:31,884 and I said this! Fuck! 455 00:17:35,680 --> 00:17:39,100 O'Doyle, breathe. Do your breath work. 456 00:17:39,183 --> 00:17:41,143 Jesus, how do you guys walk around like this? 457 00:17:41,227 --> 00:17:43,187 I don't know, Banks. Door two -- open. 458 00:17:43,271 --> 00:17:45,439 O'Doyle! How do we walk around like this? 459 00:17:45,523 --> 00:17:47,775 Goddammit, man. Oh, come on! 460 00:17:47,858 --> 00:17:49,569 Damn, Shawn, you drunk again? 461 00:17:49,652 --> 00:17:52,780 The craziest thing happened -- I-I split me'self in two. 462 00:17:52,863 --> 00:17:54,949 Hi. Larry? The hell is going on? 463 00:17:55,032 --> 00:17:57,159 I don't know, man. I'm not good at improv. 464 00:17:57,243 --> 00:17:59,620 I want your face next. 465 00:17:59,704 --> 00:18:01,956 Jesus Christ, O'Doyle. Too much. 466 00:18:05,793 --> 00:18:07,545 Door three -- We got there. 467 00:18:07,628 --> 00:18:10,006 Oh, thank god. Get me out of this fucking body. 468 00:18:11,465 --> 00:18:14,885 Alright, enlargenating now. 469 00:18:14,969 --> 00:18:16,596 Holy shit! We did it! 470 00:18:16,679 --> 00:18:19,390 Reverse Heist complet-- Oh, oh, what the hell, man? 471 00:18:19,473 --> 00:18:20,641 Gold... 472 00:18:20,725 --> 00:18:21,976 Come on, buddy, put it down. 473 00:18:22,059 --> 00:18:25,479 No! You're not gonna take me fucking gold! 474 00:18:25,563 --> 00:18:29,400 I'm sorry. I-I can't control me'self! 475 00:18:29,483 --> 00:18:31,027 I want it! 476 00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:32,486 Come on, man. We did it. 477 00:18:32,570 --> 00:18:34,238 The worst thing that could happen right now 478 00:18:34,322 --> 00:18:35,323 is for you to lose yourself. 479 00:18:35,406 --> 00:18:36,532 That's what your mother wants. 480 00:18:36,616 --> 00:18:38,075 I hate her! I hate her, too, 481 00:18:38,159 --> 00:18:40,411 but you can't let her win. 482 00:18:42,705 --> 00:18:45,207 Francis, me boy. 483 00:18:45,291 --> 00:18:46,626 Did ye miss me? 484 00:18:50,546 --> 00:18:52,506 Ohh, there's me boy. 485 00:18:52,590 --> 00:18:55,509 Your aura's fiery. Ya get that from your mother's side. 486 00:18:55,593 --> 00:18:57,678 You see what you did to me? 487 00:18:57,762 --> 00:18:59,889 To your own son?! How did it feel? 488 00:18:59,972 --> 00:19:02,516 Takin' out some old rage on those Cahill Boys, huh? 489 00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:05,561 I did what I had to do, which is my job. 490 00:19:05,645 --> 00:19:08,064 I'm not letting you control me anymore! 491 00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:09,482 Is that what you think this is? 492 00:19:09,565 --> 00:19:12,735 No, no, no, Francis. I'm inviting you back, son. 493 00:19:12,818 --> 00:19:14,654 To the clan, to power. 494 00:19:14,737 --> 00:19:17,365 I killed 12 rival matriarchs. 495 00:19:17,448 --> 00:19:19,617 Put their clans under me thumb. 496 00:19:19,700 --> 00:19:22,495 Me robbing Fort Knox was just the beginning. 497 00:19:23,913 --> 00:19:25,414 Actually, it's the end. 498 00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:27,166 Wait... But yer me son. 499 00:19:27,249 --> 00:19:29,627 I saw yer aura. You can't fake that! 500 00:19:29,710 --> 00:19:31,587 Yeah, you can... by inviting other people in. 501 00:19:31,671 --> 00:19:33,547 That's right, you deceptive fuck. 502 00:19:33,631 --> 00:19:35,257 I Rainbow Connected with him. 503 00:19:35,341 --> 00:19:37,009 I hate you as much as he does. 504 00:19:37,093 --> 00:19:38,260 But it got us the truth. 505 00:19:38,344 --> 00:19:40,721 And now you're going where liars go. 506 00:19:40,805 --> 00:19:43,474 Orfhlaith O'Doyle. We got you on robbing Fort Knox 507 00:19:43,557 --> 00:19:45,184 and 12 counts of leprocide. 508 00:19:45,267 --> 00:19:48,229 But, me son. He has the gold. Check his townhouse! 509 00:19:48,312 --> 00:19:50,856 We don't need to. All the gold is back in the vault. 510 00:19:50,940 --> 00:19:52,942 What? But how? Excellent question. 511 00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:55,695 Something you can think about on the way to The Triangle. 512 00:19:55,778 --> 00:19:58,406 That, and if Harrison here could look any more beautiful. 513 00:19:58,489 --> 00:20:00,324 Bilkin! 514 00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:03,828 Cute it was, seeing you deceive! 515 00:20:03,911 --> 00:20:05,496 Not half bad for a bastard. 516 00:20:05,579 --> 00:20:08,958 You can't run from who you are! 517 00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:11,627 Hey, fuck her. You're both my number one guys. 518 00:20:11,711 --> 00:20:13,546 Agent O'Doyle, I can officially say 519 00:20:13,629 --> 00:20:16,006 you are no longer a person of interest to the Bureau. 520 00:20:16,090 --> 00:20:18,551 Guess we'll never know who wins that 50 bucks with you two, huh? 521 00:20:18,634 --> 00:20:20,511 Oh, no, we had sex in the bathroom two hours ago. 522 00:20:20,594 --> 00:20:22,430 It's a different bathroom than the one you shit in. 523 00:20:22,513 --> 00:20:23,931 Wow. Wow. 524 00:20:24,014 --> 00:20:26,475 Oh. Damn, I didn't take Bilkin as a closer. 525 00:20:29,854 --> 00:20:31,605 Welcome to The Triangle! 526 00:20:31,689 --> 00:20:33,399 My name's Warden Earhart. 527 00:20:33,482 --> 00:20:35,818 I'm kind of a ghost, kind of a zombie, 528 00:20:35,901 --> 00:20:38,529 but what I'm not is someone who's going to judge you 529 00:20:38,612 --> 00:20:41,031 unless you give me a reason to. 530 00:20:41,115 --> 00:20:44,160 So let's all play nice, alright, ya rabble-rousers? 531 00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:46,078 Everything's in the shape of a triangle. 532 00:20:46,162 --> 00:20:47,997 Enjoy the theme! 533 00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:53,043 Look at this uncool person. 534 00:20:54,295 --> 00:20:55,796 Oh, hello, boys. 535 00:20:55,880 --> 00:20:58,632 Hey, what's that? If it's making you happy, I want it! 536 00:20:58,716 --> 00:21:00,009 You want what? 537 00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:01,635 Well, now I just want it more. 538 00:21:01,719 --> 00:21:03,512 See, me boy, 539 00:21:03,596 --> 00:21:06,474 I always believed in mind over matter. 540 00:21:08,142 --> 00:21:09,935 Jesus Christ, man! 541 00:21:35,544 --> 00:21:37,213 Fancy seeing you here, darling. 542 00:21:37,296 --> 00:21:39,340 Orfhlaith? Been a long time, aye? 543 00:21:39,423 --> 00:21:42,259 Heard ye exploded in some type of biplane accident, 544 00:21:42,343 --> 00:21:45,137 but I know better than anyone, you're un-killable. 545 00:21:45,221 --> 00:21:49,058 Which is why you're perfect for a little job I have. 546 00:21:51,018 --> 00:21:55,898 ♪ Leprechauns are matriarchal ♪ 547 00:21:55,981 --> 00:21:58,400 ♪ Just like my butt ♪ 548 00:21:58,484 --> 00:22:02,571 ♪ Wash that presidential butt-hole ♪ 549 00:22:02,655 --> 00:22:06,992 ♪ Make it sparkle like a dime ♪ 550 00:22:07,076 --> 00:22:09,161 ♪ I am singing 551 00:22:09,245 --> 00:22:13,582 ♪ So I feel less alone ♪ 552 00:22:16,126 --> 00:22:18,671 Oh, Larr-y-y-y... 553 00:22:18,754 --> 00:22:20,339 No. No, not again! 554 00:22:20,422 --> 00:22:23,759 Never again! 555 00:22:23,843 --> 00:22:26,512 Ouch. Don't you cry, Shelly. 556 00:22:26,595 --> 00:22:28,806 Don't you ever let them see you cry.